"Seriously, there is nothing worse than being treated as a stereotype. I should know because I was holding tightly to a super model status I had earned like a woman clenching her purse with her entire paycheck inside. Not only that, I was trying to apply old methods to new problems. Let me explain.
However, my appointed hero wasn’t that savvy but he knew my desperation like a thief knows which purse has money before he snags it. It was all in the body language. In his words, he believed in throwing the spaghetti against the wall and see what sticks. This was his approach? Coming from the person who will negotiate my way out of this torment?
Apparently she seemed to believe intensely in her own bad joke because she happened to be skinnier than me. The last hour had been nothing but bad TV. She should call her show “half-witted” for that effect. I shook my head to the camera as though I could stop this temporary insanity. Goodbye.
***Gisele Zelauy SHAKE-UP: HER first novel about the misadventures of a 21-year-old supermodel who's now too old to do anything but make trouble. A roman a clef dark comedy of the adventures of a naive but wily model who moves from one disaster to success to disaster to success to another disaster. The story takes place in the '90s. This novel contains sensuous erotica. Buy this book on Amazon.com